Monday, January 31, 2011

Why God Never Received Tenure ?

   1. He had only one major publication 
  2. It was in Hebrew 
  3. It had no references
  4. It wasn't published by a refereed journal
  5. Some doubt He wrote it Himself
  6. He may have created the universe, 
but what has     he done since? 
  7. The scientific community can't replicate His   results

 8. He never got permission from the Ethics Board to use human subjects
 9. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the
 10. Some say He had his son teach the class
 11. He expelled His first two students
 12. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.
 13. Although there were only 10 requirements, most students flunked

Thanks Dhruv, for sending me this....